M' Lady Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Lady Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

The Dragon Fruit Special

During the Great Snaishem Wars of Independence (1019-1094), high ranking prisoners were often subjected to this punishment. This punishment involved the prisoners being locked into the lower dungeon of a castle, where their cell has a wooden boarded top with holes. Once imprisoned, the leader of the Snaishem, Helga, would consume enough Snaish dragon fruit to induce incontinence. Said bowel movement would then be unleashed upon the captive from above. Amongst those lucky enough to escape captivity this punishment became known as "The Dragon Fruit Special".

"Did you hear that Osven received the Dragon Fruit Special after the defeats of the northern campaign?"

by codynindasprite February 21, 2025

banana in a fruit salad

When a straight guy wakes up from an all night drunk in the bed with a bunch of gay guys.

Todd got hammered last night and walked off with a bunch of gay guys. Had a banana in a fruit salad the next morning!

by Jtm1978 March 1, 2025

those who fruit

A spin on the those who know meme but for being fruity (fruiting) instead of knowing

That guy is definitely one of those who fruit

by SillyPrilly March 6, 2025

That’s fruit

A phrase made famous by the women of ‘The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.’ Phrase meaning something is unexpectedly amazing and cool. Similar to old phrase ‘that slaps.’

*hears new artist’s awesome song* THAT’S FRUIT! (snaps)

*tries a delicious new meal* THAT’S FRUIT!

by bradley_bear June 1, 2025

Gum Gum Fruit

A devil fruit from One Piece.
Luffy from that anime ate it when he was young.
The Gum Gum Fruit makes you be able to stretch, like rubber!
And do do stretchy attacks like: Gum Gum Rocket.
After eating it, Luffy now can't swim.

Zoro: "What does that Gum Gum fruit do?"
Luffy:"It makes me stretch!"
Zoro:"OMG!"

by Char_Ben July 23, 2025

Halifax County Fruit Basket

Insertion of various fruits into the vagina (or anus) .

That girls a freak. She wasn’t eating all the bananas, she was making a Halifax County Fruit Basket.

by DimeNring August 9, 2025