Schlong dip

When your penis touches the the toilet bowl while having a shit

Oh man I’ve just had a shit and my dick touched the toilet “ ...... “ you have just been schlong dipped

by The jackamoe’s February 24, 2021

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Lasagna Dipping

A variation of the French Dip. French dipping is the female version of teabagging, beefy lips required. Lasagna Dipping is when she is on her period w a yeast infection and french dips someone (marinara and mozzarella).

It was 'that time of the month' for Nadia, and her flow was heavy. To make matters worse she had developed a raging yeast infection from horseback riding naked. In the middle of the night, she woke up and pulled out her beefy lady lips, all covered in her monthly marinara and vaginal cheese. She proceeded to dip her lips in her lover's mouth while he was asleep, giving him a proper Lasagna Dipping.

by Jack's Left Nipple April 17, 2021

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Double Dipped

The process of dipping your nail twice into a jar of dip powder from doubledipnails to get the best color to stand out.

Jane: My nails look so boring what did I do wrong?
Rob: Did you try double-dip it again?
Jane: Double Dipped these dip nails is so much better

by MelissaGDFW December 30, 2020

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Dip

1.) to peace out or leave, generally on short notice.

2.) chewing tobacco.

3.) cigarette that's been dipped in wet.

1.) I gotta make moves real quick, so imma dip out this jawn.

2.) I can't smoke at work so I bought a can of dip.

3.) is this a straight NewP or a dip?

by Phmns52 March 17, 2014

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hot dip

Hot Dipping is used when you are chewing while taking a shit in a port a potty on a hot day

Brian couldn't sleep so he threw his dip in and went and took a hot dip on site

Max likes to hot dip during work in the office, but says its not the same as when he's on site

by Porta potty bomber October 29, 2020

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