David is an annoying person who is a massive jerk sometimes, yet somehow has friends. They may even be lucky enough to have a significant other.
by Threecheers June 6, 2021
Get the Davidmug. David is a Really handsome boy with curly hair and a big penis the size of marocco.
He loves Bread and loves the smell of Bread cooking in the oven. He is Really smart . He doesnt even learn good. Hes Really funny and loves pussy. He can get mad but he'll always forgive you. He doesn't believe in god but in Jahwe because he is jewish. He always games on the ps4 with his " friends". He loves racing games .
He loves Bread and loves the smell of Bread cooking in the oven. He is Really smart . He doesnt even learn good. Hes Really funny and loves pussy. He can get mad but he'll always forgive you. He doesn't believe in god but in Jahwe because he is jewish. He always games on the ps4 with his " friends". He loves racing games .
by Florientje 123 January 25, 2018
Get the davidmug. by Davidlikesmen69 September 15, 2021
Get the Davidmug. The act of removing a hemorrhoid with your bare teeth and then baby bird feeding it to the recipient
by Lil dirty Pablo November 20, 2025
Get the Dirty Davidmug. The David paradox is a weird phenomenon that causes your straight friends to send you gay porn intros at 3:00am without explanation.
“Hey man I’m sorry about last night I had a random urge to send you gay porn intros it just happens out of nowhere it must be the David paradox happening”
by Br0Trøn November 16, 2025
Get the The David paradoxmug. 
by Hy-Ching April 25, 2014
Get the david bovgaymug.