The artesian ice cream machine

When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone

“Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”

by Doomnator September 21, 2021

Oatmeal Cream Pie

When you cream pie your favorite GILF after taking her to breakfast to catch the early bird special.

It was getting hot and heavy and then suddenly when she told me that I would be the beneficiary on her life insurance policy I oatmeal cream pied your granny. It was the best night of my life.

by Pete Camache June 25, 2025

Cream Team

A group of people who are all equally retarded

“Those people sure are a Cream Team together”

by melonfan0101029 August 29, 2023

Strawberry Cream

When you cum in a girl on her period and eat her out.

“Man, my girl said we couldn’t fuck cause she was on her period”
“Gotta get that strawberry cream”

by Dudeidk October 25, 2020

Cherry Cream Soda

Someone who deserves to have an awful life

Lucia: i hate cherry cream soda
Marie: same

by Vibri January 22, 2021

Pecan ice cream

The most vile tasting ice cream flavor out of every single ice cream flavor

I tried pecan ice cream and I almost burnt my house down

by Chocolate. Milk May 26, 2022

whole ice cream tub

whole ice cream tub......a personal problem that will require attention and indulgence

counsellor: man that's some girlfriend/boyfriend problem...that's a whole ice cream tub

by Joneeko March 16, 2020