Kansas City Special

Getting head in an Applebee's bathroom.

Guy 1: Bro, I just got a Kansas City Special.
Guy 2: Why would you go to an Applebee's?
Guy 1: To get a Kansas City Special.

by Chris M.J. Smith March 9, 2019

City hall bitch

A person who isn't worth marrying anywhere other than city hall

Oh my ex wife? She was a city hall bitch

by Ralphwiggum94 December 31, 2021

Jig City Queen

One who engages in the art of jiggatry

One who engages in acts of jiggatry and promotes a life of ignorance and foolishness by the practice of mediocrity.

A ratchet simpleton with a bad weave (i.e., lace fronts) that nurtures that culture of ignorance and tomfoolery.

(Sitting in her blond lace front and cat suit with her alligator wedges) Ms. Fire Red took an extended lunch break to get more minutes on her tracfone phone so that she could myspace her baby daddy Lem who's in the parish. Her boss told the other manager, "Damn I hate hiring Jig City Queens, these damn weaves and wedges are bring down by productivity."

by Alimoney October 27, 2011

big city honkers

Gigantic "breasts" of fat on a man's chest

Damn, That guy has some big city honkers! They're bigger than most girls i've seen

by Shulk123 March 17, 2016

big city slider

When an individual deficates ones pants, pulls down their pants, then proceeds to slide across a smooth surface (after a running start)leaving a beaver trail in an apparent spot.

The boss didn't give me a raise, so I was compelled to perform a big city slider in the break room

by Gunnery-A March 8, 2014

Whiskey City Tattoo

The best place you can go after a scratcher decides to scribble on your flesh leaving you with the worst looking tattoo that god has ever witnessed in all of his creations .

What a night Yo !!! I went to my homies tattoo release party at the motel he needed to make some fast cash so I went to support his new career I gave him $20 bucks cuz he just got out of prison and been slanging ink up state for like 9 months now I'm headed to Whiskey City Tattoo to see the cover up king man he F Me Up ..

by Whiskey City Tattoo Co. June 15, 2017

Kansas City Carwash

3 some with female 69. Anal sex with the one girl then, oral sex with the other girl, then back to the other girl vaginal sex, then alternating. Therefore "washing" your car.

Would you ladies be interested in a Kansas City Carwash?

by Butch Eeks January 27, 2008