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Ball Swimming

When a guy stretches his balls over a woman's eyes, giving the appearance of swimming goggles - Michael Phelps style.
Tonight baby, you and I are gonna go ball swimming.
by Joefus' Roomate October 24, 2008
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ball stroke

when you balls get uncontrollaby itchy
guy 1. dude why do u keep scratching your balls.
guy 2. cuz i have major ball stroke.
by zuneman14 October 10, 2009
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eight ball

eight ball is a game where you try to fit 8 testicles in your mouth at once
man john loves playing eight ball
did you see how good Sydney was at eight ball last night
by Nim Nam July 23, 2019
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headbanger's ball

A metal show on MTV2. The show is pretty formuliac: Shadows Fall video, Unearth video, 9 minutes of commercials, 8 more minutes of atreyu/avenged sevenfold. 9 more minutes of commercials, shitty videos interrupted by Jamey jatsa (who deserves to die, considering Hatebreed is so shitty), an eighteen visions video, then more commercials, then another unearth video, etc. Sometimes they actually show good videos, but its usually those shitty watered down metalcore bands. I usually get tired before a good video comes on and i change it. Jamey Jasta needs to be kicked the fuck off the show or learn to shut up
dont watch it, seriously, just download your videos.
by Liberate te ex Inferis March 6, 2005
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Blue Balls

A strange condition stemming from extreme sexual stimulation of the male gentals but not allowing orgasm to occur. Like a previous entry mentions, "When Polly won't finish off your cracker". Said to be extremly uncomfortable, as if taking a shot to the testicles and having the pain radiate up to your navel. The best and most common remedy is to beat it off, but there are some guys who refuse to do so and prefer the cold shower which also helps to counter the pain. And yes ladies, please don't let this happen to your men, because it sucks.
That one night stand left Matt with a bad case of blue balls. His wingman, on the flip side, had it made.
by TheSpectacularOne May 1, 2009
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b ball

basketball, a game that involves shooting a ball into a hoop
by flagablobagus October 22, 2007
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Vagina Balls

When you don't wash your balls for so long that they begin to smell of dirty, dirty vagina.
I got to scrub my grundel, I got a bad case of vagina balls.

Shit man, I just took a dump and got a whiff of my vagina balls.

My vagina balls smell so bad.
by ranger dave November 6, 2009
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