TOM

Time-Of-(the)-Month

jill- "FUCK OFF JOHN"
john- "why so angry today? TOM?"

by anonymous January 20, 2024

Tom Seaver

A right handed Sandy Kaufax (when you cum in your hand after doggystyle intercourse and throw the ejaculate into your partners face.) Sandy Kaufax was a lefty, Tom Seaver a righty, therefor each hand has its own definition.

I gave the wife the ol’ Tom Seaver last night. She asked for the Kaufax, but I’m not a south paw.

by Wales129 October 9, 2021

Tom Wealand

Leaking Hoop

Know you’ve had a good night when you’ve got a Tom Wealand.

by leakyhoop420 October 10, 2020

Dirty Tom

When your so drunk and high that you strip off and piss on your friends table and get caught by an underage drunk girl

You did a dirty tom at the party

by Kitro666 August 24, 2023

Tom Holland

The definition of a perfect human... uh yes I think so !!!

Tom holland is hot, Tom Holland is cute, Tom Holland is an amazing actor (I could write a 7000 word essay on how you could use his name I'm not kidding)

by Tom hollands wife :') May 2, 2020

Tom Mann

A young wanna-be entrepreneur who has significantly peaked in high school and still thinks he can get any girl he wants because he was the best shag in 2005.

He used to be so cool, but he's just a Tom Mann now.

by Wingecat July 19, 2018

Tom Anderson

Tom Anderson a interesting man. Tom is a g most of the time bro is so unorganized. He runs Tom Anderson surf camp out of Monmouth Beach NJ. He always be hitting up the bars and stuff and blowing his money in Alantic City. Yea thats it i geuss good for him hes vibing

Tom Anderson Surf Camp

by Notchrisvon January 16, 2022