Brown Treasure

Poop.

My brown treasure's on it's way. Bringin' peace and relief to me today hey.

by Wolfy von Otterslap December 1, 2009

Brown Surprise

When you drinking hot coffee and sneeze unexpectedly.

Friend 1: Hey, that looks like a good cup of Joe.

Friend 2: Achooo!

Friend 1: Oh no! Brown Surprise!

by slumdom December 3, 2018

Chesnie brown

When you slap someone’s head and call them Kris Kringle

Yo, Brandon Philips, (slap), oiiii Kris Kringle. That’s a chesnie brown

by Brandon Philips December 9, 2021

The Brown brownie

Brown brownie is when a male defecates all over another human being and smothers it all over the body .

Look at Brian dropping the brown brownie all over peytons body.

by Cecilbricklayer2 March 25, 2021

Jason Brown

A Jew I put in the oven for Hitlers birthday

We celebrated Jason Brown

by Jew slayer December 19, 2019

Brown blanket

A brown blanket is when someone defecates on ones body and the feces is wrapped on the person forming a blanket. If done with diarrhea this is know as a Wet blanket

Son sometimes in life you have to get creative in bed last night after I ate that chipotle I gave your mom a wet blanket and she’s never slept better. I get it now can I give sis a brown blanket tonight. Why yes you can son after all we live in Mississippi.

by PussySlayerxxx69 October 7, 2021

brown revolver

When one takes their gun (preferably a .45 magnum) and inserts it into their partners anus. The revolver is then removed from the partners caverns covered in shit, making it brown. It is common for at least one partner to experience death, as most people don't know how to properly set their safety

Stacy passed last night...Johny gave her the ol' brown revolver

by AnOcelot February 28, 2016