ur smartn't

to tell someone that someone is dumb

ur smartn't
you mean dumb?
no, smartn't
what

by owotsu November 9, 2020

Ur mom

Some fat milf who doesn’t have a husband

Damn bro ur mom is so fat!

by Djdbjejdb July 17, 2022

Ur mom

The thing i had sex with

Hey dude
Sup
You know ur mom
Yes???
I...
I what?
I fucked her
Boi u what

by U want my dick dont you🥵🥵🥵 April 4, 2021

ur mum

ur mum is a person who likes your dad. she also likes sleeping in a weekdays and being late for work. ur mum is someone you can count on to make a burnt omlet at midnight. ur mum likes going to partys celebrating kids birthday partys; and especially the random neighbor kids who lives next door which she likes more than you. she typically has a farting issue when shes at campfires.

kids friend: hey look its ur mum
kid: thats not my mum thats ur mum

by urmum12345 April 29, 2021

ur sister a mister

The absolute killer of 'ur mom gay' 'ur dad lesbian' 'ur granny a tranny' and 'your grandpap a trap'.

Henry: Don't make do it.
Joe: Do it pussy.
Henry: Ur grandpap a trap.
Joe: Bitch please.
Joe: Ur sister a mister.
*Henry's body turns into dust*

by LoCaboose March 13, 2018

Bob ur uncle

Bob

Bob ur uncle

by VioletPW November 21, 2021

ur mom

The Uno Reverse Card of comebacks. The ultimate power move of the decade. Can be used in stressful situations to throw your opponent off kilter. But be mindful of your elders. They might find it degrading.

“Hey, do you have anything planned for tonight”
“Ya, ur mom”

“What is the meaning of life?”
“Ur mom”

“How do I respond to ‘ur mom’”
“Ur mom part 2”

by Gandalfrado September 11, 2020