Top Hat

A top hat is something that only an idiot wears. If they wear a top hat every day they are stupid, have a small dick. They have no friends and they are so annoying.
"This dumb person is wearing a Top Hat"
by ddkhfkhcidshjakds February 27, 2023
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Gimme Top

That so wet
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Gimme Top
by Gimme Top January 29, 2022
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Top Urgent

Something may or may not be important, but you are feeling an unstoppable desire to showcase how much of an asshole you can be by making it everyone else's problem. However you lack the authority and balls to actually get people to take notice of the situation. This is when you whip out phrases like Top Urgent.
This is a favourite email subject line used by Karens complaining about a misspelling on an automated newsletter, or by parents around the world who have lived miserable lives themselves and are now living vicariously through their children and making their lives miserable as well.
Email subject line by Karen -

TOP URGENT - My child was not included in the Children With Birthdays this month calendar, even though her birthday is next month
by #NotYourTherapist August 17, 2024
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top shelf taco

The epitome of sophistication and pleasure – the ultimate, superior and top shelf class of vaginas. Best indulged while sipping French champagne.
I am really curious, I think she might have a top shelf taco. I will buy her a champagne and find out.
by pertassels December 15, 2023
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Top Stonch

Dublin (Ireland) slang, equivelant to a British chav.
by top stonch bloke May 18, 2010
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Transylvania Top

A blowjob from a vampire (or gothic person)
1 - And no mere mortal can resist the pleasure of the Transylvania Top.

2 - Robert: I was given a Transylvania Top last night.
Chad: Who gave you that?
Robert: Some goth girl i met last night. she could have been a vampire, but i don't know..
by The Unintelligent Librarian November 27, 2019
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Top shit

You tell this when something is realy amazing or cool...
Brian : look i got a new car
Mike : uff, its top shit
by PraviDečkoKiMaRadBanane October 16, 2020
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