Happy Beef

Chinese delicacy. Stir fried cow’s uterus.

Boss: Prepare a feast! I want Happy Beef!
Minion: Do you want snow peas as side?
Boss: You idiot! Snow Peas goes with Happy Pork! What does Happy Beef goes with? Pickled Choi Sum! This is a rule!

by Professor Fung September 25, 2017

Beef Stew

When the toilet almost overflows after you had diarrhoea and looks like beef stew

It had the worst diarrhoea last night almost clogged the bog and caused beef stew

by Shittykegs November 2, 2020

Beef diesel

A bro who spends all day getting jacked in the gym.

Blake is such a beef diesel, he practically lives in the gym.

by thebeefd May 6, 2022

Cheap beef

The kind of guy who is a bit tough right now but who you know will be perfect and tender after marinating for a few years. Usually need to grow up and experience more life before settling down. He isn’t what you thought you wanted but he’s exactly what you need, and right in front of you.

Caitlin: What do you even see in that loser?
Sarah: Just wait a couple of years, he’s cheap beef.

by ripplewaters January 20, 2023

Beef

To start a physical or verbal fight with another person.

You get beef from cows.

You look like you want some beef!

Tonight let's eat beef for dinner!!

by Nekooooo November 3, 2016

Corned Beef Rodeo

Sexual antics between two male lovers, that leads to a big gay mess.

“Yo that Corned Beef Rodeo had me dead sore last night!”

by Wonkydonkypl25 December 12, 2021

Beef Curtain Fingers

When you finger a girl and your fingers smell like pussy after.

Kyle, go wash your hands. I can smell your Beef Curtain Fingers from across the room.

by Courier657 November 28, 2022