No u

The absolute reverse to anything anyone says ever. Also, the only known defense from the famous ur mom gay lol. Don't use it in front of kids as it can be really disturbing.

Fake friend: Damn you.
You: Bitch please
Fake friend: Stfu please
You: Yo ass fake asf
Fake friend: Ur mom gay lol
You: *smiles* *the pirates of the Caribbean theme song starts playing: No u
Fake friend: Dies in a terrible death caused by uncontrollable tears

by yo mama ugly March 29, 2021

Homie I O U

Homie I O U: pleading the 3rd to pay or not pay you later…

Text:
Plug: still smoking now or still got the tooth problem?
Customer: (takes a fat rip) “I plead the 5th”
You have what you owe me?
Plug: “I plead the 3rd”

Homie I O U…

by Bigbirddebelen June 18, 2022

no u

a phrase someone made to reject something that someone said back to them

hey you kinda stink ngl
no u

by cakefarmer March 2, 2021

u-12

U-12 is when all your friends are teenagers but your stuck on the little kid side.

stop being such a U-12.

by SudDude November 24, 2016

u-spot graze

a man rubbing his lips against the urethra

The museum director did a u-spot graze on his housewife.

by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018

f u

fuck you

"Clean your room!"
-"No, f u"

by cretaetive May 2, 2019

Bust a U

Bust on you

Take them skinny jeans and that small shirt and whoo whoo!
Bust a U

by Kehlan September 13, 2020