mud toes

When the woman shoves her toes up a man’s butt then pulls them out for him to suck on them

“Hey, how was Susan after the bar last night?”

“She was weird, she liked having mud toes when she’s drunk”

by MagayHomies January 29, 2024

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Shmo Toe

When your socks are so frumpy that you can't even tell that you have toes.

You're socks are so frumpy, you've got shmo toe.

by Dykoon May 12, 2014

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A 'Toe Lover' is someone who has a deep infatuation with toes. No matter how hot a person is that approaches a Toe Lover, they will always be attracted to toes. Nothing can divert their attention when toes come in sight.

"Hey look! It's a toe lover."
"Don't bother going for them, they only love toes."

by sixfoottentoes June 2, 2022

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Gramel Toe

A Grandma’s Camel Toe in Gray pants

Grandma asks: What is a Camel Toe?

Grandpa replies: It’s what happens when you wear those gray sweatpants.
…said at Grand daughter’s 1st Birthday

Since said by a grandma it has been coined Gramel Toe

by anonymous July 4, 2024

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pickled toe cream

A sweetened cold desert commonly enjoyed during the summer time as a quick and easy treat.

Emma - "Bro I just ate some pickled toe cream.. it was so good"
Some other guy - "Frfr best treat ong"

by maseon_bestfootball October 27, 2022

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pernicious camel toe

1.anatomical feature in some females of the human species whereby their genitals overhang the boundaries of their clothing, causing damage to the crotch region of their pants.

2. camel toe} so obnoxiouly obvious that you can't help to stare (see Lady Gaga})

If it weren't for her pernicious camel toe, she wouldn't have to buy new jeans every 3 months.

by El on Wheels April 5, 2010

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