Ur mom

When the walls and ceiling crumbles to the ground because of how much fat is on ur mom

I just felt an earthquake, I think your mom jumped.

by 69chipmunks+squirrels September 10, 2022

Ure

Abbreviation on the internet for the word "You're" that is generally used when you don't have many available characters left to get your point across. While for the most part staying gramatically correct.

"There is no way ure this fucking stupid"
"Ure literally so pathetic"

by 80bbyJ0 June 3, 2024

ur grandma have penis

Alongside the likes of "ur mom gay" and "ur dad lesbian", "ur grandma have penis" is a phrase that can be used to absolutely D E C I M A T E someone in an argument

Gay kid 1: I fucking hate you and ur dad lesbian
Retarded child numero dos: lol ur grandma have penis
gay kid 1: SNHPye8U(JWDOMINHUB*YH*_UE)(IJNWHUSD&C)(IJHOISHU)IUHEF)*YDSA*YHF)syh0IEUFH

by Link6456 March 14, 2018

Ur cancer

Being a motherfucking idiot

"ur cancer harry"

by Beastii August 29, 2016

give a girl ur hoodie day

November 29th is give a girl ur hoodie day!!!!!!!!!! give a girl ur hoodie, it’s that simple, AND NO BACK OUTS!!!!

girl: give me ur hoodie!!
guy: why? its mine.
girl: its november 29th!! aka give a girl ur hoodie day!!!!!!
guy: ok

by Foggy,jnJuggngfhygfjhbkjh November 22, 2021

Ur mom

An insult that no one can come back from

Bruh you suck dick
Ur mom's dick

by DanBeSimping June 15, 2020

Ur mum

People use this as a joke as making fun of people's mothers by simply saying ur mum

"Yo I banged ur mum last night"

by Kingzxfooty February 12, 2022