Life bitch

The woman you chose as your companion because she authoritatively guides you through the many complexities of life

I want you to be my life bitch, will you marry me?

by Atavistic July 27, 2021

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Zoom Life

A life surrounded by positivity, love, success, and hope. Always pushing negativity away.

Don’t forget kat, it’s zoom life.

by Natasi.888 August 9, 2021

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Life Ruiner

A non-excuse for not playing a video game with all your friends while also not wanting to give an actual, legit reason why.

Derek: I don't want to play that game... it's a life ruiner!

Flint: Why do you think it's a life ruiner?

Derek: ... because, it is.

Flint: ... k

by spinny69 May 28, 2021

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The meaning of life is a wish by people who want to understand why things happen, when in truth the reason why things happen is actually life, so the reason is irrelevant for with a reason life would not exist so neither would the question!!

truly a redundant question!!

by Keef May 19, 2004

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Failing At Life

Failing at Life is being dead, put simply.

"Gramma's funeral was really sad. All they talked about was her failing at life."

by Jess S-J May 27, 2008

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bag-life

A term used when talking about the awkward, unsly person in a group (usually a gang) that always gets caught/arrested/beaten up. Kind of the fool of the group.

1. Ahh Stephane Bag-lifed it again, i ain't makin bail for that foo again.

2. Bag-Life you faggot, just run with the cuffs on, we're late!

by Lord Maxage May 13, 2005

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