A godly like being who can kick your ass. A total god that will destroy any opposing enemy. A complete badass who can split atoms with a karate chop using his pinkie finger.
1: Dude holy shit watch out is Jake he could kick your ass.
2: Woah look it’s Jake he’s such a badass.
2: Woah look it’s Jake he’s such a badass.
by 69 boiguer 68 August 19, 2019
Get the Jakemug. Oh man, just filled to the brim with bees. May appear intelligent but that’s because bees are very intelligent and this guy is just basically made up of bees. Will often work flowers into the conversation and be able to find which kitchen cupboard has the honey in it like immediately. Can only be destroyed by killing the queen bee at the center of his “heart” that is if his ex girlfriend left any semblance of a heart intact.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Jakemug. by killmonkey1324 November 18, 2020
Get the jake zammittmug. 
by iheartmilfs4eva February 3, 2022
Get the jake hansonmug. A fraud dean who betrayed the entirety of the student body of my school. He rather us die walking there than give us the day off in a month where we don't have any.
by StopJake2017 April 2, 2017
Get the Jake the Snakemug. RE: Jake -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Hi, I am responding just to say no my name is not Jake but...
I wanna say there is a Quincedence that I want to be called Jake no matter what because your article is almost exactly what you can describe me as, well I just thought about it and I just started a this because I was excited C:
@heybebs:)/Definition/Jake
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Hi, I am responding just to say no my name is not Jake but...
I wanna say there is a Quincedence that I want to be called Jake no matter what because your article is almost exactly what you can describe me as, well I just thought about it and I just started a this because I was excited C:
@heybebs:)/Definition/Jake
This was not made by me I'm responding to it original made by heybebs
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A person who is very caring, sweet, and loyal.
They probably have a lot of drama in their life, but they deal with it pretty well. They aren't good at opening up about things, so don't feel bad if they don't tell you everything at first. They do trust a small circle of friends, however, and they tell them everything.
If you're dating a Jake then be prepared for surprises and lots of PDA. They can be very clingy at times, and they can get jealous easily. When you're alone you guys have a lot of fun.. ;) Feel really lucky that you're dating them because they like a couple of people. But, they chose you over everyone.
Everyone likes them because they're very fun and easy-going. You'll never have a dull moment with them.
this is based on my personal experience.. please don't come at me- also, all the jakes out there pls tell me if this is even close to you:)
Guy/Gal/Non-Binary Pal 1: Are you friends with Jake?
Guy/Gal/Non-Binary Pal 2: Yea! I'm so lucky.
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A person who is very caring, sweet, and loyal.
They probably have a lot of drama in their life, but they deal with it pretty well. They aren't good at opening up about things, so don't feel bad if they don't tell you everything at first. They do trust a small circle of friends, however, and they tell them everything.
If you're dating a Jake then be prepared for surprises and lots of PDA. They can be very clingy at times, and they can get jealous easily. When you're alone you guys have a lot of fun.. ;) Feel really lucky that you're dating them because they like a couple of people. But, they chose you over everyone.
Everyone likes them because they're very fun and easy-going. You'll never have a dull moment with them.
this is based on my personal experience.. please don't come at me- also, all the jakes out there pls tell me if this is even close to you:)
Guy/Gal/Non-Binary Pal 1: Are you friends with Jake?
Guy/Gal/Non-Binary Pal 2: Yea! I'm so lucky.
by 𝓙𝓪𝓴𝓮 March 10, 2022
Get the Jakemug.