shit lid

A bad haircut, usually male.

Guy 1: That fella's got a really shit lid on him
Guy 2: Yeah, paying out £15 wasn't worth looking that dumb

by Gonzakh March 1, 2012

Shit and Run

To take a shit in a very quick fashion. In and out of the stall in minutes, rarely involving excessive wiping.

I had to leave in the middle of that test for the bathroom, luckily it was a shit and run. I barely missed any time.

by Doctor Gels September 22, 2011

that shit hot

Saying that the matter in hand is amazing, spectacular, and/or great. Basically the ghetto version of On Fleek.

Gamer: Yo have you seen Battlefield Hardline?
Gamer 2: Yoo that shit hot!

by Mr. Potatus April 16, 2015

stubborn shit

A shit that is uncooperative and drags its feet in leaving the rectum.

That stubborn shit won't come out

by Queen Buttrix November 30, 2017

chemistry shits

When you have to fart or shit but you're not sure if it is a solid, a liquid, or a gas. But you're too scared to experiment.

Guy A: Dude, I need to find a bathroom asap.

Guy B: Why, what's up?
Guy A: I've got the chemistry shits.
Guy B: Brutal!

by ak8807 November 11, 2014

Shit's & Giggles

When a person farts obsessively and then laughs about it

Jake : Oh Kiersten I love your soft long hair Mmmm!
Kiersten : Oh Jake I get tingly when you caress it! O God Damn What That Horrible Smell?
Steve : Hey guy's Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Jake : Go to the bathroom you smelly fucker!
Steve : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! NO!
Kiersten : Oh good lord he's got the Shit's & Giggles!
Jake : He always has the Shit's & Giggles!
Steve : Hey guys check out my underwear there like totally brown!
Kiersten : O Good Lord cover that thing up!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! That was a juicy one!
Chad : Mmmm! Who had Taco Bell for lunch?
Steve : Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! That would be me!
Chad : Awesome by the way put some pants on your scaring my business away!

by SlopNChop December 15, 2017

world of shit

An unpleasant situation for all parts which no-one can possibly benefit from.

Joker: "Leonard .. . if Hartman comes in here and catches us, we'll both be in a world of shit."
Pyle: "I am .. . in a world . . . of shit!"

by Esa4 September 14, 2019