Harry hard-on

Harry hard-on is a gorilla. He lives at the zoo.

Harry hard-on doesn't like to be kidnapped, and placed in the radio station as a joke. To him and DJ, it's a grave insult.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 7, 2020

Hard

Something you're trying too hard to do.

Building a fire was hard to the girl, she had always had to try hard at life and common sense, she said. She always felt like she had to give over one hundred percent at everything (and that everyone else did also), especially sports (but none of this came from any authority figure or family member actually instilling this idea in her at a young age). She also thought she had to make everyone else's life difficult in the process.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020

Three Hard

When something is too hard, to be too hard which then turn into three hard.

Rick: That new J.Cole album was some heat.

Julian: He’ll yea, that album was three hard

by Mjdk13 January 6, 2022

Candace Harding

Beats pregnant women, pops pills and sleeps all day. Uses her children as meal tickets!

Don't be a Candace Harding!

by Crotch Goblin666 September 7, 2020

Hard

Hector

Hector is literally the defenition of hard

by Somedonkus1924 February 24, 2019

Hard boiled

(Informal) Characterized by a high degree of humor or amusement; extremely funny or entertaining.

The term "hard-boiled," derived from "crack-up," is often used informally in spoken language and informal writing to denote situations or content that provoke strong and sustained laughter.

"The comedian's witty remarks during the show were consistently hard boiled, leaving the audience in stitches."

by anonymous/user June 6, 2024

Hard Rat Sausage

A really Narly loking boner. something no one should have to witness.

What is that?
Oh its just my Hard Rat Sausage.

by Hard McDaniels April 11, 2019