unicorn goals 

when you really want to be a unicorn and make the effort to call another unicorn ur 'unicorn goals' in the hope of them making you a unicorn as well. The request of being turned can also be turned down.

Celina: your so my unicorn goals
Dylan: shut up I'm not making you a unicorn

unicorn goals by cupcake 2014 September 19, 2016

Dildo goat 

What you call a Bucko straight outta Buckinghamshire that looks like a goat straight outta farm and just loves his sex toys.

Sham that Ben guy is such a Dildo goat

Dildo goat by Mr Spunk July 18, 2016

Oul goat 

Typically defined as an old man who has a tendency to seek out, steal and eat other people's food.

I'm so hungry, better hide my food from john the oul goat

Oul goat by BRHR November 9, 2016

Billy Goat's Gruff 

When a male ejaculates up and onto his partners chin, imitating The Chin hairs on a Goat

" Aw Yeah I Pulled Out And Gave Her A Billy Goat's Gruff."

Billy Goat's Gruff by Blair.Finnie February 1, 2017

pink goatee 

A pretty pink vagina

Dude, she has the nicest pink goatee

pink goatee by WookieMessiah February 3, 2017

roast goals 

BITCH STFU.You are not at all sexy.In fact,you're a fuckpuppet.
My idea of a perfect Monday afternoon is watching a midget ram your colon.Know why you have polio?Because you're a dickless wookie lover.Heavens to Betsy you loathsome whale fucker,why does your whole house smell like ass?
Go get fucked by a yeti.Gargle a cup of ass juice you cum sponge.
You're cool.And by cool,I mean unsightly.I hope some hobo porks you in the hole until you can't pee standing up,you spelunking anus explorer.Wow you're gorgeous.Just kidding,you're a seal clubber.Why don't you go braid your pubic hair,you dumb cum fountain.My idea of a superb Friday morning is watching a convict rape in your ear.And my two personal favorites;Drink a pint of vaginal discharge,brofessor.Holy flying fuck,you fucking queef.Go get teabagged by a gorilla in a damp alley.

My roast
Roast goals

roast goals by It's Harambe November 27, 2016

lo goat 

Czech phrase of a certain teacher, who has zero skill in English.
And knows jack shit.

Jaký příkaz používáme pro odhlašování uživatele? (Which command do we use to log out the user?)

Žák (Student): logout
Neznámý učitel (Unknown teacher): Ano, lo goat. (Yes, lo goat)

lo goat by Tr011M@ster December 6, 2016