Egg Day

Germanic Fertility Festival, Celebrated on giant hills with the consumption of solid chocolate eggs or Raw eggs if your friends suck.

Paul: Hey you attend the egg day ceremony?

Adele: Aww yeah and now i am fertile

by THECATONTHEHAT August 9, 2012

Versacme Day

The day after Christmas... when everyone feels guilt-free about buying whatever they really wanted but didn't get for Christmas.

Dude #1: Yo, did you see Victoria at the mall on Versacme Day?

Dude #2: How could you miss her... shopping binge is an understatement.

Dude #1: So ridiculous!

by vonchris7 December 25, 2011

Bison Day

A day to skip class, sleep in and get drunk.... really really really drunk.

Bison Day, the REAL reason people go to college.

by CanIGetAHottub February 22, 2011

bump for days

The act of playing and enjoying 4 new bumping songs 4 days a week.

see bump4days.com

I'm hella bored right about now, thank god i can bump for days at bump4days.com.

by Sam BayBay August 19, 2011

Green Day

A punk-rock band that consists of a group of sexy mofos. These sexy mofos are Billie Joe Armstrong, Mike Dirnt, and Tre Cool. Many people consider them to be sell outs because they're music has changed over the years, but they've changed too. I personally think that all of their music is amazing, from Dookie to 21st Century Breakdown. If you have nothing good to say about their new music, keep listening to the old. It's still there. The name Green Day is based on smoking pot. The members of Green Day used to smoke pot but have stopped because of their families. Some of their hits include: Longview, Basket Case, Warning, American Idiot, Wake Me Up When September Ends, 21 Guns, and Good Riddance (Time of Your Life). Green Day has been around for MANY years even though many people didn't know it.

Bob: Did you hear about Awesome as F**k?
Rob: Yeah. It's a Green Day CD with live songs.

by A ninja-unicorn. November 22, 2011

Day Bitch

A girl you see during the day only, usually on a date. Probably not going to put out hence only seeing her during the day.

I'm tired of these Day Bitches man, This Day Bitch is getting on my nerves man I'm going to have to make her my night bitch soon man!

by Jouchebag October 26, 2011

Humping Day

A day that can occur any day. It is the day you and your partner have sex.

"Hey, Steve! How many humping days have you done this month?"

"None I wanna be a fucking virgin forever!"

"You aren't no virgin! We did porn together on one humping day!"

by FuckingFucker. July 24, 2017