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weiner dog

a big and very LONG weiner dog that will be stuffed into girlfriend's closet one day when boyfriend gets the money to buy one for her
Edward: Guess what? ;D
Marianne: What? :)
*weiner dog jumps out of backpack*
Marianne: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ITS A CUTE LONG PUPPAY!!! XD
*marianne hugs weiner dog and takes it home and closes the door*
Edward: Hey don't I get a hug? T.T
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space dog

the act of picking up a small pup and pretending its a spaceship.
in order to do this correctly, you must pretend the pup can fly and run around with it in your arms. it also can be noted that you need to make plane noises for dramatic effect. doing all of this will result in extreme fun.
beware.
hey charlie, wanna play space dog?
picks up the pomeranian and starts running around *pshhhhhhhow* *pshhhow*!
by ashbagggggggggg March 3, 2009
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raw dogging

raw dogging is a term generally used for having sexual intercourse with a girl without the presence of a condom/ female dam.

To successfully raw dog a babe, you need to get a boner (some college kids may call it an erection, or a hardened dinky), then after making sure she is fairly wet/lubed up, you get into a position where you can easily, and comfortably insert your firm penis into her wet/lubed vagina. The first insertion is sadly considered a "raw dog", then after you make at least three full insertions, and pull outs, you've successfully raw dogged that babe. This enables you to brag to your lunch table about how you practice "raw dogging".

This may seem very enticing, though it can be risky, perhaps even sketchy. Some things that increase the "sketch" are your partner being a nasty fucking skank, or if she is on her period...and bleeding a lot.

(NOTE: raw dogging may also be associated with rape victims, or people belonging to a Indian reservation.)

Before raw dogging your super hot, carefully selected babe, you may want to have her assure you she is either on birth control, or clean(std free). You may also want the option to shower, or a nice clean towel to wipe off after. It will get very messy, and I assure you body fluids will fly.

It is preferred by many dudes/bros belonging to the condom free youth crew, that pulling out and then cumming on her abdominal region, or boobs is the most logical means of "squeezing her lemons/limes."
cfy guy-"Hey, I really want to have sex with you, I dont like how condoms feel though."

horny girlfriend-"It's okay, lucky for you I'm down with raw dogging."

"condoms? Nevermind, I'm raw dogging her later."

curious nerd-"whats your favorite condom?"
cfy crew kid-"dat bitches wet pussy glazed on mah dick, YEWWKNOWWHATIMSAYYYINNN?"

doctor-"have you had sex within the last month?"
cfyc kid-"umm, sure you can say that."

doctor-"did you use a condom?"
"cfyc kid-"YES, I SURE DID DOCTOR (obviously lying)."

rape victim-"Oh my god, mark! I Got raped last night!"
mark-"WAIT? so you got raw dogged?"

fret dude-"fuck, bro...look at my dick!"
fret dude's bro friend-"*prolonged whistle* wow, that is one raw dog. Take that puppy to the vet."
by snaggletoothnigga November 27, 2009
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walking the dog

I'm going to be out walking the dog for a second.
by mynameisnotcraig April 16, 2011
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Dog Wanker

1. One who beats off a dog. This may include saying such words as "red rocket" while in the process.


2. One who produces "dog milk"
Kevin the dog wanker rapidly thrusted his hand over his dog's penis.
by Max S. March 31, 2004
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Raw Dogging

My feet got cold because I was raw dogging it in the snow last night
by Mergalerg April 19, 2021
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queen dog

Queen dogs are the stuck up sorority girls at major colleges that dress skimpy all the time, wear LIVESTRONG bracelets, get drunk at parties, "go out" Wednesday through Sunday night, wear too much make-up, chew their gum with their mouth open and drive cars their parents bought for them. It is fully acceptable and expected to YELL "queen dog!!" extremly loud when in the presence of a queen dog; they will just look at you weird.
by Kuky November 23, 2004
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