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Dad-Molested

*Ping* ANOTHER BULLSEYE! DID I NOT FUCKING CALL IT OR WHAT!? DID I NOT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!? I AM A FUCKING CRACK-SHOT!
Hym "What was it I said about chicks getting dad-molested? Remind me again. I blame the incest cult. This is what happens when you let Jewish incest cults spread out of control! HOW DO I DO IT!? IN THE ABSENCE OF DATA, I STILL NEVER MISS! I'M LIKE THE DEAD-SHOT OF EXPLAINING THINGS! I'M LIKE THE HAWKEYE OF THEORIZING! MY POWER CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!! (<- That's a smite reference)
by Hym Iam August 19, 2024
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Dad

a: where’s ur dad
b: he left me for the milk
c: lol i knew it
by SteveCobs September 15, 2024
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No dad

Used to describe a person who is cringey.
Orgin-Some person on the internet thought people who are cringe prob don't have dads because their dad went to get milk as an excuse of leaving their child, and then it became a cult-I mean a popular internet thing.
This term usually used as a joke and not seriously. DO NOT call anyone irl fatherless because that might be offensive to some people. DO call Bellathewolf fatherless. Everyone's fine with that one :D
by Shaomiaome September 16, 2024
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dad

Male who made another living being with his genetic material.
Dad.
by Zabombini October 5, 2024
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dad joke

A dad joke is a joke created by a father figure.

The dad joke is not funny.
honey, stop telling dad jokes im going insane.
by Baltic._ October 18, 2024
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your dad didn't leave you

your dad didn't leave you
what???????????????????//
by very cool swing set November 24, 2024
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DAD

by Big Back Daddy December 13, 2024
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