Self-Checkout Theft

I have (on 2 separate occasions) ALMOST committed...

Hym "Self-Checkout Theft... I was high both times... And I have ADD... And I rang-up all of my items... And got distracted by a thought (probably about THIS or something peripherally associated to THIS)... And then I just grabbed them and walked away... And BOTH TIMES... I got to the door and realized that I... Just haven't been paying attention to what my body has been doing for the last 60 seconds and was like 'Oh, shit, wait.. Did I pay for any of this? Oh no! Did anybody see that, shit!' And I know for a fact... That if anybody DID see me... They would think that I was going to steal the shit but I chicken out at the last minute but THAT ISN'T WHAT HAPPENED, I SWEAR! If I wanted to steal from a Walmart I would do it with confidence and get away with it BECAUSE I'M A GENIUS!!! But no... I just forgot... I ate some edibles before going to the store... And, you know... Oops."

by Hym Iam March 27, 2024

Fraud Check

A term used in the MMA community for when a fighter whose skills have been severely overrated due to only fighting low-level opponents finally fights someone at a higher level and gets exposed as not being nearly as good as their fans had claimed they were

Ronda Rousey got brutally fraud checked in her last two fights.

by jakkal25 April 2, 2024

Fact Checkers

Liars.

Fact checkers reviewed this post and determined that corruption doesn't actually exist.

by Mozzastryl April 6, 2024

puddle check

When you check if your girlfriend is wet or aroused

“Damn girl, can I puddle check you real quick?”

by Rodneyrooster78 April 30, 2024

Key-check

To assault someone or their car with keys

After our argument I almost key-checked that guy

by topbinsonly May 13, 2024

Color Check

A term used in BDSM (or any dom/sub situation) where the dom asks the sub for a color to communicate how they're feeling.

Green - Good to go

Yellow - Slow down

Red - Stop

"Color check. How are you doing?"

"Green!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 8, 2024

Race checked

Race checking, a race check, or the past tense "race-checked" is an occurrence when one person claims to be a race and the other person denies them that privilege. It typically occurs when ambiguous ethnic groups claim to be white but a "race expert" will come in and deny his race, often in a cruel and mocking way. Race checkers come in many different races: An Indian man race checking an Arab who claims to be southern European for example.

"I'm white, bro!"
"You aren't white, you look like dirty arab!"
A bystander: "DAMN, GET RACE CHECKED!"

by rrrrrrrrfkokdgijsaijghdsijjhgd June 11, 2024