not anymore there’s a blanket

Aftermath of: “The sun is a deadly laser”

Friend 1: “The sun is a deadly laser”
Friend 2: “Not anymore there’s a blanket!”

by Dukboii123(dickrider) September 30, 2023

born on the wrong side of the blanket

born of parents not lawfully married to each other.

She was considered a social outcast because she was born on the wrong side of the blanket.

by Arminkshipper July 30, 2024

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

If Anyone Says That They <We> Are The reason Why I Wanted My Circle And Line Abrasions Then I Will Kill Them At Point Blank Range

If Anyone Says That They <We> Are The reason Why I Wanted My Circle And Line Abrasions Then I Will Kill Them At Point Blank Range

If Anyone Says That They <We> Are The reason Why I Wanted My Circle And Line Abrasions Then I Will Kill Them At Point Blank Range

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025