bean bagged 

to be drunk to the state of where everything is funny.

Im so bean bagged hahahaa

bean bagged by Lucas668 December 22, 2010

Beanbagger 

Liberal protesters, often anti-war, anti-Bush, anti-capitalism, etc. They often get the police involved due to destructive behavior, and the police sometimes use a gun that shoots beanbags, as a crowd control weapon.

The term is a fitting rebuttal to liberals who call conservative protesters "teabaggers" for attending anti-big government "tea parties".

"Did you see those beanbaggers at the G20 Summit? What a bunch of animals".

"Conservatives are peaceful "teabaggers" but liberal beanbaggers behave like animals.

Beanbagger by Killroy2010 October 15, 2009

Beanboy 

A kid (usually a retard) at school who you throw beans at every day until he is one with the bean

Haha you’re a fagbag beanboy

Beanboy by XxbeanboyxX April 15, 2019

A bean 

To be one hundred with another, also know as real and being honest with another person.

Imma keep it A BEAN with you I ate all your food yesterday

A bean by Tyrob_ November 12, 2019

calm your bean 

'Calm your bean' is a phrase coined in the summer by an anonymous Irani lateral thinker. The term was constructed in a peaceful protest of a lack in chillness in a situation. It can be used both in a friendly, casual manner, however if the tone is moulded into one with more irritation, then it can also be a phrase which can boldly demand someone to calm down. The phrase holds incredible power, especially when delivered with a slightly delayed liasonesque pace.

Crazy broad - What did you just say young man?

Anonymous Irani - Calm your bean lady!

calm your bean by Anonymous Irani October 28, 2004

bean dip on my cracker 

A jokingly self-descriptive term used by half-Mexican, half-white people with a good sense of humor. Makes politically correct asswipes cringe and cry. Also makes my history teacher bust a nut laughing.

1. Me: Well, I got bean dip on my cracker.
PC drone: AUUGH! That is not nice to say!
Me: Did I say it was? No. But it's effing funny!
PC drone: *whimper*

bean dip on my cracker by Kayl April 22, 2008

Bean theory

The bean theory is the idea that the chrome bean sculpture in Chicago was built by an unknown artist but when he was finished he was trapped in the bean by locals because he was a tourist. The only way to save him is to take his place. All you have to do is find the secret door to get in. Or use a hammer.

Sturgis: hey man what are you learning about in your black history class.

Katrina: you know, the basics like the bean theory and slavery and stuff.

Bean theory by LuckyJester March 19, 2010