roasting your beans

Giving someone a hard time or making fun of them

Dude stop taking it so seriously he's just roasting your beans

by ispillthingz February 22, 2018

Bean Spray Bandit

An unknown person who leaves a ring of shit mist around the inner rim of a toilet bowl. In extreme cases, the shit spray can also cover the under side and sometimes top of the toilet seat.

Conversation between AmPm employees:

Employee 1: "God damnit, the toilet is covered in shit again! The same motherfucker keeps coming in here and leaving his shit mist everywhere. "

Employee 2: "The bean spray bandit strikes again!"

by ZT14 February 8, 2017

Bean Boys Incorporated

Martincitopant's symbol of Multiversal conquest. If you encounter this company, pray to a god of your choice, before it's too late.

"Your territory is forfeit to Bean Boys Incorporated"
"Run!"
"Your existence is forfeit to Bean Boys Incorporated"
"AHH-"

by just a random guy on the net April 7, 2023

Shitty Titty Bean

(noun) shít-təe tít-eə bəən
A way to describe a scenario where someone is acting like a bean with a shitty titty

Hannah was a shitty titty bean

by Randytheplumber69 May 1, 2023

Rustic bean sampler

When the godfather gracefully dips his nuts in a variety of sauces and then forcefully dips them in the boys mouth. But it is only at its best when the force gauges read heavy

After the show i went back stage with the savage man and he performed a rustic bean sampler using hot sauce and horse cum

by Cuntdawgclitfist February 15, 2023

Black bean sandwich

Black bean sandwich, to lick a black man's testicles while your head is between two white men's buttocks

Our sex life has been lacking so we decided to spice it up with a black bean sandwich

by Havenoregregs December 19, 2022

Jenna-Bean-Bob

Jenna Bean Bob. A real yin/yan. Often a Sweet soul young woman who will watch popeye with you at 4am, but with a dark and dangerous side. Jenna Bean Bobs are fiercely intelligence which they have been known to use for cunning escapades and naughtiness.

Renowned for leaving things in hotel rooms, including body parts.

Likes to get down and dirty with manual labourers like wood carvers. Jenna bean Bobs don’t mind getting sawdust where the sun fails to glow and will give you a night to cherish.

“Omg look at you flirting with those wood carvers! You’re being such a Jenna-Bean-Bob!”

by Splunky January 7, 2023