Guinea Pig Week

A rough week, similar in usage to “Going through it” or “It’s been a week”.

“Hey, how’s your week been?” “I’ve had a guinea pig week, man”

by Lampollo February 1, 2025

shiggy pig

Shiggy pig is the name of my guiney pig, remember this and cherish the knowledge forever

Shiggy pig kill the blacks

by Circle jerk of insta accounts April 18, 2018

Pigs In Blankets

When you place a freshly cooked slice of bacon on your Penis and your partner eats your Penis like a Pigs in blanket, a classic in the traditional english roast dinner.

Take it one step further and you can sever the “pigs in blankets” and serve it on a platter to diners e.g school canteen or a care home

i’m really craving some pigs in blankets

by DaRastaPasta September 15, 2021

pig brain

The loss of all rational thought as a person is overcome with an inhuman urge to gorge on fatty junk food and let themselves completely go.

Brian, barely able to breathe and struggling to remain upright through the onset of a severe food coma, blamed pig brain taking him over as he reached for another box of donuts.

by Analytico April 6, 2023

Roffle Pig

A wee little piggy with a curly tail and a keen nose for roffles, specially trained by roffle farmers to sniff out only the freshest, juiciest roffles on teh intarwebs.

"Jesus H Buddah, I'm bored off my tits today"

"Don't worry, I'll send my roffle pig out to find something to entertain you, he always knows where to find the best shit online."

by MonkeyPig July 30, 2009

Pretty Pig

A phrase used to describe an average to terribly looking person being used for personal amusement.

Guy 1: "What's the deal with Jasmine? You two are pretty close wouldn't you say?"

Guy 2: "Nothing serious, I only keep her around as a pretty pig."

by Jacoab Manning the II June 4, 2021

Trash pig

A trash pig is the individual at the lunch table that throws away everybody's shit. Typically the trash pig is a bottom feeder of the friend group and its almost instinctual to dump your trash onto their tray.

Matheus you’re the trash pig, so shut up stupid bitch and throw my shit away.

by matheus❤️anal April 30, 2024