polish hair net

A pasta fork; apoon-shaped instrument with prongs for lifting long-stranded cooked pastas, such as spaghetti.

"I can't find my fucking racist thing!"
"Your what?"
"My Polish hair net! This thing!"
"You mean a pasta fork?"
"Yeah my grandmother calls it a Polish hair net, I think it's a Dutch thing, they're really racist."

by Not So Super Mario September 20, 2013

Blonde Hair Rapper Theory

Blonde Hair Rapper Theory is the idea that when a rapper dyes their hair blonde, it signals they’re in their creative prime and about to release their best or most iconic music.

When he died his hair blonde. He dropped the best music of his career. This is like the Blonde Hair Rapper Theory.

by lilboogieface September 21, 2025

red hair

Any person with red hair has a fiery demon in their soul, this is what gives their hair a red appearance. This is also the reason why most redheads have anger issues.

CAUTION-do not mess with redheads they are powerful and bloodthirsty!!!

Person 1: "Damn, that red hair tho."
Person 2: "Careful don't mess with that person, or they'll mess you up.
ranga: "fuck you"

by RangaDemonGurrrl October 19, 2019

Braiding Hair Extensions

Braids are a great protective style for natural hair. Braiding hair is an easy and fun hairstyle. It's one of the most versatile hairstyles around, right up there with ponytails and buns. And braiding hair extensions can add a lot to your outfit, turning you from drab to fab in seconds.

Braiding hair extensions are perfect for women who love to experiment with their hair. Braiding hair extensions can be used for any relaxed or protective hairstyle.

by lesmarjan15 April 6, 2022

Emotional hair

Someone with Great hair.
Would be considered "emo" by people who label.

"I met this beautiful boy this weekend."
"Dude, does he have emotional hair?!"
"Totally, it's rad."

by MarilynMM December 24, 2007

A hair

Something that nerds hate in their food

EEEK! A HAIR IN MY CEREAL!!!

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 8, 2019

Anal hair

A style of hair predominantly found on women where they have long hair but will shave off one side of it. Women who sport this hairstyle are 100% guaranteed to like participating in anal sex.

"Jeez, did you see Becky's new hairstyle? Before she looked like the Girl Next Door, but now she's got anal hair."

by DrScientist812 September 13, 2018