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Governor Hair

Gov. Rick Perry of Texas, an Aggie.

He is considered to be a poor debater and not exceptionally bright, but always has fantastic hair, especially for his age. He was a faithful GOP Lieutenant Governor under Gov. George "Dubya" Bush, and sort of inherited the position in a highly red state. No intelligent Republican (and, yes, they do exist) has bothered to ever run against him.
A: Governor Hair spoke today.
B: What did he say?
A: Nothing memorable, but everyone clapped.
by The Rusty Shack January 8, 2014
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Hair in the cream.

When there’s hair in the cream.
by Hairinthecream October 8, 2020
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Pubic hair

There's nothing worse than getting a pubic hair in your sandwich.
by anonymous April 29, 2022
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Plastic hair

When someone's hair uses stupid amounts of gel, too much for anyone's liking, it makes his hair either look like plastic or the spikes of a sea urchin, often making his hair look and feel like hard plastic, this makes him look stupid asf
"Ron thinks he was rocking out a good hairstyle using gel, turns out he only got plastic hair now"
by Borzoilover February 5, 2024
mugGet the Plastic hairmug.

kilt hair

dark, thick, you can grease it up nice if you need to but it is not naturally greasy
Man, that dude's got kilt hair!
by scobberlotch April 26, 2011
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Hedgehog Hair

When you get a fresh trim and the back of your hair feels spikey
Your Mates: Did you finally go to the barbers?
You: Yea, I got the Hedgehog Hair again
by FloppaUrbanDictionary August 31, 2021
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Hair Reboot

V. Where one has to stop, and start over on fixing your hair usually by re-wetting and then drying and styling.
Dude my hair looks like ass, i need a hair reboot
by yodady14 December 9, 2010
mugGet the Hair Rebootmug.

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