touching a bee

When students go to the school bathroom to Juul. Also used when people are so buzzed they mentally fly to Tanzania or other parts of the world.

Shaafay: What's wrong with MB?
Mohssine: Oh don't mind him, he was touching a bee and is in Tanzania right now.

by theForbesList February 11, 2019

touché enculé

1. No u
2. Touché is what you say when someone has a better point you and you don’t know what to say, enculé means ass fucker. You get what I mean.

Person 1: Your mom gay lol
Person 2: Touché enculé

by inamate February 28, 2019

Touchdown

1: Touchdown commonly refer to scoring a goal in (American) Football.
2: Touchdown may refer to a solid piece of fecal matter touching the water in the toilet before being separated by muscles in the anal ring contracting.

Exampel 1 Hey, did you see the game last night? O.J. Simpson scored a touchdow against the Washington Redskins.

Exampel 2 You won’t believe what happened at the toilet. I made a touchdown!

by Pat Fenis June 12, 2019

Touchè

Touch fingers and scream and quickly retract (pronounced toosh)

Hey Lucas lets touché!
Sure!
*touchè*
HUHH

by Annaxlucasyeet June 15, 2019

Touching Pickles

Gay hipster sex

See George and Tyler over there? They've totally been touching pickles.

by DisasterWeenie August 17, 2019

Touchebag

A portmanteau of douchebag and touchè; an unsavory and self-gratifying person who is prone to one-up another frequently correct others’ errors and missteps with condescending arrogance.

“I know I gave the wrong answer but Mr. Shaffer didn’t have to be so rude correcting me in front of the entire class. He’s such a touchebag.”

by coltermfraines October 4, 2019

Touching Pelvises

In the literal meaning, it refers to conjoining two pelvic regions of two individuals. This may look to other people as dry humping with clothes on.

I am so excited to see you! We are touching pelvises when that happens.

by Henterman John November 16, 2019