Nut knockout

after Having sex and lying on a comfortable bed you just end up falling asleep

Damn baby that was some nut knockout type shit

by DarfleChorf September 22, 2019

Nut-shame

When a man gets the BIG horn and it takes hold of him like a demon and he sleeps with someone that he doesn't really want to because of said demon. The demon then leaves his body in the form of white sticky love piss and he returns to his normal self. The immediate remorse and regret felt following the demon's departure is nut-shame.

*at party*

Guy 1: I just fucked the ugliest gremlin of a girl, let's get out of here before anyone finds out
Guy 2: Ahh pal, instant nut-shame.

by The brickyard beaver September 26, 2019

Goober Nuts

THERE'S A GODDAMN SPACE BETWEEN THE TWO WORDS MARY!!!!

Mary doesn't know that goober nuts is two different words and it's horribly disappointing

by gooberspacenuts September 26, 2019

Nut Beaver

A squirrel

“I’ve hit so many squirrels this week”
“Oh you mean Nut Beavers?”

by Slap mouth September 30, 2019

gezonke nut

Similar to dingleberries but for Dutchmen.

A solid trip down Boshoff Street can leave some gezonke nuts behind.

by Swarriebucks December 22, 2017

mighty nut

To ejaculate extremely hard after sexual interaction or viewing porn / any other type of sexual stimulator

John: Bro what are you gonna do at Jessie’s house
Bryan: I’m finna mighty nut in that hoe

by SchmoofMoof December 22, 2017

mindful nut

When you give your partner a warning before ejaculating, usually by tapping the head or thick repeatedly before the release, so they can be prepared.

Pat: I'm so glad Lynn gave me a mindful nut. I hate it when I don't get a heads up.

by UD Hero December 24, 2017