Shamrock hard

An erect leprechaun

Im Shamrock hard laddie

by Buttockwarrior77 June 18, 2020

hard lard

An obese person with an aggressive, militant personality.

The chef is quite affable in public, but in the kitchen — he’s a real hard lard.

by jtrefgarne April 22, 2022

Fanny Hard-On

When a female becomes sexually aroused no matter her sexual preference (English UK)

"Mum just spotted Cliff Richard on Good Morning Britain and got a massive fanny hard-on"

by Malcolm No.1 June 01, 2014

The ass end of hard times

When you feel extremely sick.

His sinus infection was so bad that he said he felt like the ass end of hard times.

by Maddogg radio December 10, 2023

Leaky Hard Hat

resting your erect penis on the top of a woman's head and ejaculating down the front of her face

"not another leaky hard hat. I just washed my face"

by SapphireSkyz July 03, 2018

math is hard

so is life...

get over it!

Kid: Mom, math is hard!
Mother: So is life, get over it!

by man367519 May 18, 2022

hard on god

When something is so good and human made that’s it’s hard for god to see that as they will wish they made them

Man those kicks are hard on god

by CheersBruh January 16, 2023