hard expounded

To do it hard the right way.

OOoo I hard expounded her good.

by upincider321 January 22, 2011

Hard POV Tripping

Exlamation.

When you planned a chill night with your boys but you end up taking acid and see the astral things.
You turn to your friends and let them know you tripped weel saying : Hard POV Tripping.

*sees a dragon in the bathroom *
Hard POV Tripping man, that was crazy.

by BomberTrip July 29, 2020

Hard Tommy

When a male voluntarily takes a dildo up his butt. Could be inflicted by himself or a person of another party.

My boyfriend was so drunk last last, he wanted nothing but a hard Tommy.

I'll never try Hard Tommy again, didn't shit right for a week.

by Rammy82 April 1, 2021

hard weenies

GIANT AND HARD DICK

I have a bunch of hard weenies on my face

by Daddy Dave April 17, 2017

Hard Time

What your dumb ass ends up serving because you mixed up your Grandpa's viagra with his valium.

Man I just wanted to get high. I drank too much Jack, took two of Grampys viagra cause I thought they was the valium. You can't hide that shit in track pants. I did 4 hours of hard time bitches.

by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020

Soft to Hard

A soft to hard is a competition played between 2 males in online video chat rooms. Both men have to show their 100% flaccid penis at the start and remain only looking at the users on the call while masturbating and the first to cum .No porn is allowed so being gay isn’t allowed either(the other competitor(s) would be porn. Though other users in the call can do anything they want to influence the soft to hard. The overall goal is to see which degenerate discord user is more animalistoc.

“Steppa beat out legendary soft to hard vetrans his first time by breaking thier focus talking about animals genitalia. What a legend”

by BasedSteppa May 13, 2024

Snap Hard

An unsolicited dick pic sent via snapchat

Yo Stacy Brian just sent me a snap hard

by Charlotte Brown September 15, 2020