Porn goggles

When someone's perspective of someone else is altered by predicting or imagining what they look like in a sexual context.

"That barmaid looks wise is a 3, but my porn goggles are saying she's a 9"

by Porngoggles July 26, 2015

Blendr Porn

sci Fi and fantasy short films created with high production value and technically savvy people, who have zero storytelling abilities

Watching those Dust sci Fi shorts on YouTube is exhausting, most of it is just a bunch of people making Blendr Porn!

by lughat December 26, 2024

skibidi porn

When a price of shit pulls a rule 34 about skibidi toilet

Oh bro Jeff is weird for watching skibidi porn

by Skibidi123 February 26, 2024

son of porn

worth than old edition
no verbal problem

son of porn

by bondz97 June 06, 2018

Cover Porn

Porn prominently featuring big penises or dildos, which is obviously not for straight men. Or, poorly made porn with unattractive women for gay men so they can maintain a cover story with their families if their families snoop on their computers.

I wish you would stop making that cover porn, and re-focus on your tits, ass, and pussy.

by Publius0987 April 11, 2025

Lesbian porn

Legit the best porn ever. And if your a cis man watching it your fucking nasty it’s for girls only while we mastrubate to it

Ah that lesbian porn last night was so good i even squirted

by Lesbian bitch 101 February 16, 2024

Comfort Porn

Warm and fuzzy, but ultimately useless, feel-good memes or statements.

Some social media feeds are full of no more than Precious Moments, irrelevant promises and other comfort porn.

by BobBoxx November 20, 2022