sock army

A sock army is a term for socks , in which a male has used to masterbate and ejaculate into, laying in a pile
I wish my son would pick his sock army off the ground. The socks have turned rock hard!
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Cinnamon Socks

It’s like that time you went to the store, all of a sudden there’s cinnamon all over your socks. Possibly also a reference for stashing drugs in your socks.
by Yungstankrob April 16, 2021
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chocolate sock puppet

the act in partaking in anal sex with different socks as condoms, and afterwords turning off all the lights except for a lamp and putting on a puppet show for all your friends as a trophy.
next show starts in 20 minutes!!!

Whats it about?
its about a magical land ware Mr. chocolate sock puppet gets kidnapped and taken away from his family.
by lykaboss August 02, 2011
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Himalayan Pink Sock

When you are having anal sex with your girl and you pull out so fast, it inverts the anus resembling a pink sock. To make it a Himalayan pink sock, you sprinkle salt on it for extra spice.
I gave my girl a Himalayan pink sock. She squealed with delight at the added intensity.
by Nemout August 31, 2023
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Sock Jerking

Jerking off into a sock to avoid having to clean up afterwards.
When i don't feel like masturbating and cumming everywhere, I turn to sock jerking.
by Neimess_Jr May 15, 2016
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midget socks

10- foreskins is how many it takes to make a pair of midget socks
She was munching midget socks when her mom walked in on us Holy shit!
by Dr. Wigginjammer The third February 12, 2024
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Dating the Sock

When lonely man spunks into his sock
Mad bastard will be dating the Sock for a while
by Quim buzzer November 11, 2017
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