Couple Beef

When two people in a relationship have a back and forth fight with one another.
Sophia: Did you pick up the dog at the vet?
Patrick: I thought you were going to pick up the dog at the vet!
Sophia: I told you that I was going to pick up some doggy treats at the store!
Patrick: And I told you that I couldn't pick up the dog because I was going to get a haircut!
Dog: My owners are taking a while to pick me up... they must be having couple beef.
by Leon 11037 May 1, 2018
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Beef Ball

Beef Ball is a underground slang term used in multiple songs. The meaning of Beef Ball is that you are playing basketball nude or wearing no clothes from the waist down. In Beef Ball you can only dunk, and to win you need to put your testicals on the opponents face or mouth.
"Heard you won in a beef ball game"

"Yeah, me and Dylan put our nuts on Aiden's head."
by Edwin Jarlox July 26, 2024
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Beef Blarget

The act of regularly farting, with a little log-like surprise after the initial toot.
Did you see him? Homie just pulled a beef blarget!
by NardNardler August 23, 2021
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beef smoosh

Placing one's vagina onto their opposition to assert dominance and humiliation.
The crowd went wild when the wrestler beef smooshed their opponent.
by GatorFlores January 11, 2023
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Smoked beef

A combination of both “smoke” and “beef,” both terms used to refer to a conflict.
“You don’t want this smoked beef fam”
by Intelligible Lizard May 15, 2020
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Big beefed

The act of a Tennessee tractor pull mixed with an Arabian desert sandstorm, leaving the sexual receiver in coma or unconscious state
Last night rob “big beefed” Joey so hard heffe had to drive Joey to the hospital, he was unconscious!
by Father McKinley February 1, 2021
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Beef Queef

When one consumes a disgustingly large amount of beef, and then excretes an unhealthy amount of beef-flavored anal queefs.
"Hey Jimmy!"
"Sup."
"I've eaten a lot of steak, and now I am queefing right in my pants and it smells like gravy!"
"Looks like you've had a case of the beef queefs!"
by ARatherSmallBakedBean June 7, 2016
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