Sloppy Robert

When a homeless man shits on another homeless man

Damn! Did you just see that sloppy Robert!

by Johnny Volume July 5, 2023

Sloppy toppy

A sloppy top of the inning. A good game to watch and learn how to give sloppy toppy.

The redsox had a sloppy toppy in Chicago.

by Fanofthedp July 15, 2023

Sloppy hand

The hand always going down in that 🥩, got that better grip, and speed, and shit.

Person: my sloppy hand is my right hand, If you know what I mean 😏.

Other person: oh…. Can I lick your sloppy hand then?

by Alexthecuteasscat.7777 July 20, 2023

Sloppy Joe

A cup of coffee wherein the creamer is replaced with semen.

Barista 1: Hey, did that lady just order a cup of coffee with nut milk?
Barista 2: She sure did, so I jizzed in it. She’s gettin a sloppy joe!

by Gen. John Allen July 26, 2023

sloppyright

right hand

my sloppyright hurts

by jaevi July 30, 2023

sloppy blurpee

A famous slushy-like drink consisting of blue frozen ice with a taste remarkably similar to anti-freeze. Sold exclusively at Blurpee's.

Customer: Yeah, hi, can I get a sloppy blurpee?
Waiter: Sure, whaddya got to trade for it?
Customer: I've got a grenade.
Waiter: Best I can do is three.
Customer: Sounds good to me. What do the rest of you guys want?

by numberonebox August 2, 2023

Sloppy lau lau

When you get sloppy toppy from someone or east Asian descent

"dude on my trip to Vietnam I got so much sloppy lau lau"

by Code _retr0 August 12, 2023