crying snakes

An alternation for "Christ sakes" for when you have verbal communication issues that day and can't talk right.

You can't do that for crying snakes!

by CaramelloKoala December 31, 2015

Rodeo snake

A poop so long it lifts you off the bowl and starts bucking.

I heard some screaming from the bathroom. Wouldn't you know it , the misses was riding a rodeo snake

by Howboycat April 7, 2016

goof snakes

A group of people who goof around well acting all snaky or people acting like a bunch of goobers

Guy 1 "Look at all thoose goof snakes, there just a bunch of goobers snaking around."

by Goof Snake May 5, 2016

Bearded Snake

When she wiggling around on top then realises you have a beard on your snake.

'Damn,i was all up round his crotch when his bearded snake got me lost in his jungle'

by Big goochie hillis October 10, 2016

Cooter Snake

Someone who just wants pussy or dick.

A whore or a pimp aka man whore.

"Billy is such a cooter snake. He tried to fuck me on the first date."

"I'm not fucking with Jane anymore, all she wants is my dick. What a cooter snake"

by Khalani Delgado July 6, 2016

breakfast snake

Morning wood

I wish I had a girlfriend who enjoyed breakfast snake.

by sosueme August 15, 2016

trouser snake

Beware the trouser snake. Its related to the one-eyed cobra. In California it slithers around InNout

I have seen many trouser snakes in my day. They are easy to handle but prone to spit rapidly.

by lickety sprit December 6, 2016