Any crusty, dusty, nasty bloke from Freeport IL.
A stank nigga that talk shit online and acts like they're the victim because they felt like a child enticed or coerced them into committing sex crimes
A bitch ass teacher/coach that tells a 14 yo girl to "break them off a piece of that ass" and thinks that nothing will come of it, but ends up going to jail and getting extorted and fucked up anyways
A stank nigga that talk shit online and acts like they're the victim because they felt like a child enticed or coerced them into committing sex crimes
A bitch ass teacher/coach that tells a 14 yo girl to "break them off a piece of that ass" and thinks that nothing will come of it, but ends up going to jail and getting extorted and fucked up anyways
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It seems to be connected to a desire for--and enjoyment of--being pissed on by Kristoph Gavin. Even those who would not usually enjoy such an activity have expressed such a desire
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- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
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- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
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