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Sandwich

The favorite food of a “Friends” character, Joey Tribbiani.
Chandler: “You would risk your life for ross before you would for me, thats the bottom line

Joey: “No not exactly. I wasn’t trying to save Ross..... My sandwich was next to ross........ I was trying to save my sandwich.”
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Turd Sandwich

Hillary Clinton is such a Turd Sandwich that she managed to lose the election to Donald Trump.
by Konfukd December 2, 2019
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Croatian Sausage Sandwich

A sexual act involving 2 men and a woman. One of the men and the woman assume the usual position of a 69 (reciprical oral engagement of genitalia), while the 2nd man places himself in a spooning position of the woman; inseration of one of the woman's lower orifices.
Adolf, Vivian, and I got hammered and fooled around. Ended up in a Croatian Sausage Sandwich, Shit was dope.
by dougleston December 9, 2019
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Sandwich

The perfect end all be all of foods. It can be anything you want, PB & J? Yep! Tuna? You Bet! Coleslaw and Pickle? Absolutely! All it requires is 2 slices of bread and something in between.
Troy: I want a sandwich!
Narrator: Troy then procedes to make a Pickle and mustard sandwich because Troy is a waste of air.
by Very Funny Comedian December 10, 2019
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Nutella Sandwich

This is the result of dropping a nasty deuce only to find there is no toilet paper. Victims of this situation will have to get up, while still soiled, and find a new source to wipe them clean. This action of standing up causes the fecal matter to be pressed between the buns of the victim creating a sandwich-like situation in their pants. You can also think of this like the Rorschach ink blot test, but much shittier.
That guy just took a dump and there's no toilet paper; Is he rocking a Nutella Sandwich...?
by A-Fizzle-My-Nizzle December 11, 2019
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Cheese Sandwich

The act of having two women with yeast infections (simulating bread) scissor with an uncircumcised man's penis (simulating cheese) in between during a threeway
Jewish guy: what you get up to last night friend?
Non-Jewish guy: dude, i got cheese sandwiched last night!
by Sloppy_1306 December 13, 2019
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Sandwich Fuck

During a threesome (2 females 1 male) the two females sandwich the man's cock between their pussies and the guy starts moving.
-I gave the sandwich fuck to Jessica and Emma last night.
-Nice bro.
by Imouto-Kaede December 14, 2019
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