Usually carries about 20bags on him 24s, steals mopeds and fucks everyone’s girl so keep them hidden from sam
by Bigdon May 16, 2019

Who the fuck is Sam?
by Sam2000 November 21, 2021

by Don’t tell me what to do May 25, 2019

A Sam Weaver (also known as a Sweaver (female)), is a very average guy. His penis is averaged sized, height, hair, emotional stability, fighting skills. is body parts resemble penis' to the naked eye and his mum is always angry. He doesn't leave his house much. Sits down playing Call of Duty 6 and not showering.
by JayYung December 9, 2024

A blond haired friend who is taller than me, "dumb bastered" drives a 1994 Toyota Celica and a great member of my friend group.
by Da8osrocker April 19, 2024
