Sam Vitale

The most annoying human being on planet earth, wears soccer jerseys everyday.

“Bro, that nerd Sam Vitale is crazy annoying”

“Facts bro crazy annoying”

by Gangway April 10, 2019

Sam

Skillage (African bum disease)

Sam has skillage.
Sam loves skillage.
Sam has a fetish to ppl with skillage

by Skillage with sam November 6, 2019

Sam lightfoot

A somewhat attractive guy that likes to date Swedish girls.He is a good boyfriend and a good friend but he can be very very

annoying.

Sam lightfoot come sit over here, ok are you Swedish? Oh yes, yes I am, ok

by Sam lightfoot May 27, 2018

Sam

A white-trash rich boy who will end up working his family business. Sam is a very small individual but at times could shadow his energy above the tallest person. Sam tends to hold on to grudges, but never comes through to settle old scores.

That Sam won't remember
G-d damn, that sam

by itstruebro May 9, 2019

Sam Bashing

The act of tagging your 'friend' Sam in offensive, useless, outrageous and out right shameful posts on facebook for humiliation and or general annoyance

Leigh: Did you see I went Sam Bashing last night? You should see some of the things I tagged him in last night.

Steve: I saw some of it , that one about the mummy's boy was genius! I tagged him in a few too.

Leigh: I found some more. I'll go Sam Bashing again in a minute

Steve: Yeah.. I reckon he'll take offense to the one about the cheeseburger

by Triplesteve October 10, 2016

sam parker jones

every woman wants him they bow to the sight of him and have a orgy once they glance towards him its a orgy circle he is sexy cute awesome beautiful etc

yo ngl u kinda sam parker jones

by samsosexy June 10, 2025

Sam

Sam is a person (male or female) that doesn’t think about them selves more than others they can be some of the nicest people to be around but aren’t always there in the head, they usually are easily distracted but can jump back on topic by just repeating yourself and they often don’t know what to say but try to fit what you’re talking about with any possible word to explain their thoughts

Ted: I was talking with Sam earlier but I think he was ignoring me
Pat: did you try saying it over again or forget he/she can be a dumbass sometimes

by Aaaaa223 November 23, 2021