This is a term used to describe the Mercedes Benz of idiots; gifted with the rarefied ultra-premium artisinal brand of stupidity that has to be cultivated deep within the fiery heart of a mountain of ignorance.
This being has no self -awareness, and exists simply to consume , make animal noises approximating speech, and cower at the lash.
This animal thrives in "safe spaces" where hurtful language and corrective violence are absent to deter the progression of a run-of-the-mill Gump into a creature with an unwarranted sense of self-righteous moral authority, known as a "Solid Gold Retard".
This being has no self -awareness, and exists simply to consume , make animal noises approximating speech, and cower at the lash.
This animal thrives in "safe spaces" where hurtful language and corrective violence are absent to deter the progression of a run-of-the-mill Gump into a creature with an unwarranted sense of self-righteous moral authority, known as a "Solid Gold Retard".
Person 1; "I was driving to work this morning, but these Davos kids playing climate change activist glued themselves to the pavement, and made me late, now I'm on probation"
Person 2; "What a pack of Solid Gold retards"
Person 2; "What a pack of Solid Gold retards"
by Bad Ostrich July 19, 2024
Get the Solid Gold Retardmug. by Chickdoesweirdstuff May 22, 2024
Get the Retardingmug. A crude term used to describe a piece of media or behaviour characterized by senselessness, nihilism and overall lack of substance.
by Wotanski January 20, 2024
Get the Retard shitmug. Meghan: Wow, that's kinda retarded, isn't it?
Sam: You know you really shouldn't say that. Just say stupid or idiotic.
Sam: You know you really shouldn't say that. Just say stupid or idiotic.
by Thatautisticacegirl April 1, 2021
Get the Retardmug. A disease only transmissible if you live
in Temora. Basically, if you Live in Temora you’re a retard, that’s all.
in Temora. Basically, if you Live in Temora you’re a retard, that’s all.
by Overmicrowavednugget June 29, 2020
Get the Retarditismug. a person with a mental/physical disability. usually used as a vulgar word for people with autism or ADHD
by butt3r.s September 8, 2022
Get the retardmug. Sped kid: *playing fortnite*
Guy: hey kid, you're such a retard
Sped kid: *pulls out gun* what the fuck you say to me bitch?
Guy: woah chill, i asked if you have some weed tarts
Sped kid: oh, yeah. You a cop or something?
Guy: nah im not a cop
Sped kid: swear to god you're not a cop
Guy: cmon, we dont need to do that do we?
Sped kid: SWEAR TO GOD RIGHT NOW *growls cutel- i mean menacingly*
Guy: *pulls out rpg* PUT YOUR HANDS UP RETARD! YOU'RE ARRESTED FOR NOT GIVING ME WEED TART
Sped kid: what the fuck...
Guy: hey kid, you're such a retard
Sped kid: *pulls out gun* what the fuck you say to me bitch?
Guy: woah chill, i asked if you have some weed tarts
Sped kid: oh, yeah. You a cop or something?
Guy: nah im not a cop
Sped kid: swear to god you're not a cop
Guy: cmon, we dont need to do that do we?
Sped kid: SWEAR TO GOD RIGHT NOW *growls cutel- i mean menacingly*
Guy: *pulls out rpg* PUT YOUR HANDS UP RETARD! YOU'RE ARRESTED FOR NOT GIVING ME WEED TART
Sped kid: what the fuck...
by Iamawesome!!! March 29, 2023
Get the Retardmug.