When you have to go somewere that is strictly off limits and you fear the consequences of being courght.
" I pulled a sicky at work so I could see my kids school play and my bosses wife sat in the audience, talk about riding into the valley of death"
by Britney Sparkles July 9, 2024

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

by gtothaBLA October 13, 2011

Dick Riding is when someone often to gain favor or attention from another person. It implies that the person is figuratively "riding" the metaphorical "dick" (a vulgar term for male genitalia) of the person they are supporting, indicating a lack of independence or genuine belief in what they are saying or doing.
by Nthics April 29, 2024

The sexual act of straddling or humping a penis that has noticeable, possibly painful, curve or bend to it
by FattNoodleCat May 19, 2023

Czechoslovakian motorcycle ride: while a girl gives you a blowjob, you are holding the hair on either side of her head, with your fingers intertwined into her hair. At random moments you hold her head down as far as she can manage, not letting her up until you feel a gentle tear landing on your lap, or other indicator that she’s had enough.
I was in bed with Irene last night, and I totally yanked her head down and gave her a Czechoslovakian motorcycle ride
by ButteCityGibbs December 24, 2023

My way of saying, "I'm Single". That's all.
Inspired by the teetotaling phrase "Riding the Water Wagon".
If you're riding this wagon, you're all alone.
Inspired by the teetotaling phrase "Riding the Water Wagon".
If you're riding this wagon, you're all alone.
by PlanetOceanReturns June 8, 2023
