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Clove Punch

When you purchase a large unpeeled clove of garlic for the specific purpose of inserting it into your anus to rebuild your tolerance of garlic. This process is best preformed by a partner. The proper steps are outlined below:
1. Purchase clove of garlic

2. Bend over and present the target
3. Your partner will now position the garlic over the anus and execute a literal falcon punch against the garlic clove driving it into your anus
4. It is recommend to now sitdown and let it sauté
"Hey dude, i cant eat garlic anymore. Can you clove punch me, i need to get this sorted"
by riffraffbullshit May 21, 2021
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punching a job

People who are aiming above their range. Generally working on superior jobs.
Something s were pulled from what I can do. I'm just punching a job.
by Amamuniversal October 5, 2017
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Joey punch

Same as Donkey Punch, but in Australia.
I gave that Sheila a right Joey Punch last night, mate.
by Sarcia26 July 19, 2019
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Donkey Punch

When you stick your hand in someone so deep it gets stuck
#relatable
You know what happend to my granny,she got donkey punched last night!!
by Donkey punch69 February 14, 2018
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Dragon Punch

A vile liquid sold by school cafeterias to be a vegetable. It consists of sweet potato juice and other grotesque liquids
I know a guy who drank dragon punch; he didn't live to tell the tale.
by General Serb Nationalist January 25, 2024
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Protein Payback Punch aka (PPP)

when a woman gives a man a blowjob and he ejaculates into her mouth, she spits the semen all over his face then immediately punches him as hard as she can right in the eye.
"dude what happened to your eye?"
"...my girlfriend Protein Payback punched me last night aka (PPP) for donkey punching her last weekend"

Protein Payback Punch aka (PPP)
by Billiejo.r93 November 5, 2012
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Punching-Bag

David Øverland, Daviido or DaviidSurf is a known troll within the surfing community, mostly known for trolling the all-famous surf streamer SoapVar with this ambiguous, ridiculous, song requests, specifically of the ketamine-horse type.
I used Daviido as a Punching-bag, an easy way to let my frustrations out
by UrbanSubmitter April 11, 2022
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