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Lazy Man's Piss

The act of peeing without unzipping or unbuttoning your pants. Although this method of peeing this does save time the act itself is very dangerous. It is more than likely that you will pee on either your pants, shirt, or hand.
Guy #1: Dude, I have to take a piss.

Guy #2: The bus is almost here though.

Guy #1: Looks like I have no choice but the Lazy Man's Piss.

Guy #2: May god help you.
by The Lazy Man June 7, 2011
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pissing ass slut

When you're just a raging whore.
by Pissingassslut September 6, 2017
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Pissing into my arsehole

Pissing into your own arsehole
Meaning, your fucking yourself up.
Pissing into my arsehole
Meaning, something or somebody is fucking me up.
Pissing into their arsehole
Meaning, i'm going to fuck somebody up.
Pissing into my own arsehole
Meaning, i'm gonna fuck myself up.
"He's pissing into his own arsehole drinking that"
"It's friday and i'm going to piss into my own arsehole"
"Is that true or are you pissing into my arsehole"
by Anton bevermarsh September 30, 2020
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Piss fly fountain

Piss fly fountain. When you are at the urinal and the piss flies attack. You knock them down with a fierce piss fountain.
The piss flys were attacking like kamakazis, so I let loose with the piss fly fountain. ( notify anyone at adjacent urinals)
by Kronny February 5, 2017
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living room pissed

When a dishevelled ginger man enters the living room of a house and doesn't leave until he is 100% out of his mind from drinking tinny's all day or consequently blacks out.
Guy 1: Ay' up where's Doug?
Guy 2: Did he not turn up for work today?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: My guess is it being a Monday he's most probably still living room pissed.
by MidlandManc June 27, 2017
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piss your khakis

A term referring to when someone (usually a white person) is getting heated over a simple problem that isn't as big of a deal as they're making it out to be. Can be used regardless of if the person is wearing khakis or not.
"Ay, bro, don't piss your khakis, I'll pick up some rash cream later."
by billybattleaxe August 29, 2018
mugGet the piss your khakismug.

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