Playing Basketball

A 200 IQ Phrase you can say if you get caught jerking off.

Ex:
KYLES MOM: Kyle what are you doing.
Kyle: Uuhhhh um, Im playing Basketball?
Kyles MOM: Oh ok ok ok ok well than make it wet if you know what i mean.

by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020

Playing Basketball

Playing Basketball is an excuse you can say if you get caught jerking off.

Ex:

Kyles Mom: Hey Kyle what are you doing
Kyle: Ahh im playing Basketball

Kyles Mom: Oh ok ok ok ok

by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020

Thomas triple play

When your drunk and have a threesome with two random girls.

After a few to many drinks at the frat party my friend Thomas had a Thomas triple play.

by Dan'l Webster October 30, 2015

Spaghetti Play

When you play around with spaghetti to cause possible sexual or situational tension resulting in a form of gratifying payoff.

Martin twirled his dinner in a sort of spaghetti play slowly teasing Nicole into the thought of a satisfying, moist bite that caused her to subsequently precipate in an unexpected bout of sexual arousal.

by Natergate September 13, 2018

playing with items on

being a mssive bitch

"hey, that nerd is playing with items on!"
"LET'S GET HIM"

by booking_yeah January 03, 2018

Play-doh nose

When a nose is so chubby and thick it looks like a chunk of play-doh that someone just slapped on

Amber: Anfisa is so pretty but something’s off about her face
Ashley: it’s because she has a play-doh nose

Amber: omg you’re right!

by nextdoor_simpleton April 18, 2024

Want to play Pavlov

want to have gay oral sex?

Want to play Pavlov later?

by Nighthawk_38 September 21, 2022