Diagonal Music

Diagonal music is music that you hear and you just know it is diagonal music, but you can’t define it. Others also have a hard time defining it. Often heard on “alternative” radio stations, elevators, doctor’s offices, grocery stores, or other public areas. Unlike elevator music, diagonal music can be found in contexts other than elevators and nursing homes and can be mildly enjoyable.

Kid: Hey Mom! Play that diagonal music radio again!
Mother: What station has diagonal music?
Kid: The one with diagonal music!

by jarednotjerry August 6, 2021

Music

A form of expression enjoyed by the eardrum. It is nice to listen to, but making it is hard. Ok. Have a nice day, moderator, and viewer alike!

Now that’s music, or something like that!

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 8, 2021

GaNBJraSta rap music

Real father phucking gs. By BG as in baby ganBJrasta.

GanBJrasta party. By MACLONNBEVELI

MACLONNBEVELI. BY MACLONNBEVELI AND LONNIE JUNIOR MOBFIA AND THOOOOBJGUN LIFE LAW BREAKERS. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥💙.

I invented and made and created GANBJrASTA rap music. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥💙.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq August 14, 2021

GanBJrasta rap music

Real Phather phucking gs. By BG as in baby ganBJrasta.

GanBJrasta party1#. Maclonnbeveli2#. By maclonnbeveli. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥💙.

I invented and made and created ganBJrasta rap music. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥💙.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq August 18, 2021

Music Industry

Taylor Swift.

"What is music industry?"

"It's Taylor Swift!"

by spitting faxx August 18, 2021

Music of life

The specific genre, vibe or developments of your music taste accompanied by important changes in your life. There are no lows, highs and overall just random arcs that can't be described through a playlist.

"I would describe my Music of life as the protagonist of a coming-of-age movie."

by musical literature August 18, 2021

Good music snob

A music snob who will only listen to something outside of their comfort zone if they find it themselves. If you try and recommend a song or genre they won’t bother.

Always has to tell you some random fact about the songs you guys listen to.

Oh yeah, he’s definitely a music snob but not so much a bad one. I guess he’s a good music snob.

by Smittysonian August 22, 2021