Old Dirty Mexican

A 30+ dude of questionable Spanish origin, likes to pick up young women and is often seen drunk convincing you to give him things desires. Is an expert swindler and will convince you that the sky is purple.

That old dirty Mexican just walked into my house and demanded smokes and beers!

by superweird_95 May 7, 2011

mexican dirt bike

When a guy is nailing a girl from behind, he grabs her ears like handlebars, then kicks his legs out.

Mexican dirt bike-doggie style sexual position, but the man uses her ears like handlebars on a motorcycle, then kicks his legs out like he is riding a bike with highway pegs.

by Bed of Roses November 15, 2013

mexican cake

A nick name for Gary, some lovingly call him this, it is a term of endearment But one must remember never lick his forsting

Gary : Nice ass mommy
Sally : Thanks
Keyomi : mexican cake ima beat u up
Gary : i didnt say nice ass to you demon
Gary : i was talking to mommy

by Sally cat kia June 12, 2011

Mexican lady drama

Gossip or drama involving that you don't want to get involved in because it's dangerous. Historically involved at least two Mexican ladies of substantial age with like three strands of hair who had plenty of time to plot how to ruin someone's life.

You sure want to stay away; that's some Mexican lady drama!

by rc82 July 15, 2009

Mexican Bumper Sticker

As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and ejaculates on his partners ass. He then proceeds to stick a tortilla to her ass using his man glue.

All the bitches love the Mexican Bumper Sticker.

by Buck Fiesta June 6, 2011

Mexican Town Clown

An absolute idiot, usually from the city of Detroit.

Mike and Cory are the two biggest Mexican Town Clowns in the entire office. Those guys fuck around all day and do absolutely nothing.

by Anon1111234 February 11, 2009

The Mexican Boarder Crosser

The act of using chalula hot sauce as lube to alternately penetrate a woman's anus and vagina in rapid succession.

Stacy though I was taking her to taco bell for lunch, but actually I didn't have the money for lube so we did The Mexican Boarder Crosser in the men's bathroom. On our anniversary I plan on taking her to Chipotle.

by CommentBot826 September 1, 2014