sick little monkey

a fat scottish twat that balls his eyes out at the drop of a hat, pathetically snivelling to himself , in the hope that someone will feel sorry for him and maybe shag him out of sympathy

that sick little monkey is beefing again.

by itsme September 26, 2003

A little birdy told me

someone got information from someone else you know and they dont want you to know who it is

bob: a little birdy told me that you slept with my g.f.
Bill: who told you that!!!!

by XxstickfigurexX October 16, 2009

Jagged Little Dill Burger

A burger flavored with dill

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Jagged Little Dill Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

big dog little kitten

A sexual position used by older married couples where the woman (little kitten) gets on all fours and purrs. The man (big dog) enters her from behind and starts to bark, furiously. When finished, big dog takes a walk and leaves little kitten a mess to lick off.

Mike is taking a walk again. Him and Donna must have done the old big dog little kitten again.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

little jonny ring-ding

Usually a teenage owner of a 50/125cc motorcycle/scooter, who affiliates with 'townies'.Rides around and around town centres late at nite with baffles removed from exhaust system,trying to squeeze that extra mph out of their rusting heaps of crap.

track suit bottomed,crash helmet carrying chavs found in areas immediately around Mcdonalds

by geemeister November 19, 2004

'little talks' by Of Monsters And Men

Of Monsters And Men is an Icelandic folk band. there song 'little talks' is there most famous hit

Sally: OMG have you heard 'little talks' by Of Monsters And Men??"

Sarah: OMG yes isnt it AMAZING??

by ledanosaurMai December 27, 2012

big turd in a little toilet

A nobody in life but has a large following at work with a greatly exaggerated amount of power, and respect..

That douche bag boss you work under. " big turd in a little toilet"

by Duty Dog June 22, 2014