playing Minecraft

doing something subjectively meaningless, i.e. something that is objectively useful to everyone, including yourself, except the person who uses this phrase on you, who defines your activity as useless and subjective only to themselves).

mother: Adam, go help your father in the yard, if I may interrupt you. All you've been doing to day in playing Minecraft.

Adam: okay, I'll go help dad, but remember that the purpose, of playing Minecraft, I mean the actual game, is subjectively meaningless to youm, since everybody objectively defines it as useful except for you. (Adam goes off to help his dad).

by Sexydimma September 18, 2012

Paper Play

A sexual act involving paper or cardboard.

Male 1: Last night she did some "paper play", my shit doesn't feel the same no more.

by OiledUpFentHead August 19, 2024

negitive playing time

when you not only get zero playing time in a game but also do things like fill up the water bottles

friend: dude how was the game ?

me: man it sucked, i got negitive playing time.

by mr.biggles1203 April 3, 2014

The higher you are the fairer the play.

It's a Rahul saying which delineates the causal relationship between ones weed intake and the fairness of one's decision making. This means that when you're high you tend to be more peaceful and fair.

I wanted to get more money from my lawsuit but realised I was being greedy. Thankfully I was high, because the higher you are the fairer the play.

by Jslayer33 July 27, 2023

Play some bassline

Question often asked of house DJs at a pub or nightclub by a punter who can't think of anything more original to ask for.

OI MATE CAN YOU PLAY SOME BASSLINE?

Yeah sure, what do you me to play?

ANYTHING YOU KNOW.... BASSLINE... ER.. BAD BOY CHILLER CREW..

sigh...

by exup35 July 25, 2022

playing objective

another word for camping

person 1: "i was playing objective"
person 2:"no you were camping faggot"

by hsgaidhdocjdjdjdjdx August 21, 2025

Playing a man like a trumpet

It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip

“Hey bunny didn’t you say you have a video of you playing a man like a trumpet?”

“It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip”

“How much do I have to pay you to do that to me-?”

by TransexualCartman October 20, 2025