car peacocking

To buy an expensive car only for the purpose to show off to other people. Normally meant in relation to middle aged men going through a mid life crisis.

"Wait till my neighbours see me screech into the cul de sac in an Aston Martin, then we will see who the real man is around here."

"Dude you are car peacocking. You need to calm down and get therapy."

by LouieFerook April 2, 2016

moist car

When you walk up to a random strangers car and skeet skeet skeet all over their front windshield.

I just moist carred all over that poor old man's car.

by Moist car September 29, 2017

e-car

A type of car that is either a cat or a duck
Known as several names, Such as SnowyFluffy, Happyflufy
Handsome, Cute
Believed to be the owner of fragbots

Person A: Is this an e-car ?
Person B: Let's check at Urban Dictionary to see

Person A: OMG THIS IS HIM, HELLO E-CAR
<3

by SnowyFluffy February 5, 2022

I have my kid in the car

I have a firearm or some type of weapon

Two people get into an accident when the person not at fault gets out the other screams through his window I got my kid in the car yo yo

I have my kid in the car keep it movin or it will feel like July in December in this mofo word up

rifle, pistol, or other portable weapon

by 5G-Star December 4, 2019

Car

a chariot.

"The horse-drawn car clattered over the cobblestone street, its occupants clinging to their seats for the bumpy ride."
(Note: The word "car" used here refers to the ancient horse-drawn carriage, not the automobile.)

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025

oklahoma side car

When a woman lets a man stick his penis in the hole for her colostomy bag.

Dude, last night that hooker in the wheel chair let me give her an Oklahoma Side Car.

by Dusty Lambo January 17, 2015

Popsicle Car

The act of covering someones car with snow, then buying a giant 2 x 4 and placing said piece of wood on the car (underneath the snow). Then freezing the entire vehicle by using a water hose on said snow.

"GOD DAMNIT! THOSE ASSHOLES TURNED MY CAR INTO A POPSICLE!"

"Woah dude, I didn't know you had a Popsicle Car!"

by "God damnit Richard!" - Buddah February 9, 2010