I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.

Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”

by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021

Have an onion

Expression used as a reaction to someone needlessly complaining/crying for nothing, mostly at a time when everything else is good or the moment is pleasant.

Person 1 : “I can’t believe we have to queue for popcorn”

Person 2 : “Come on, have an onion!”

by estellegeorge March 26, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>forget about pleasing other people today and do only what makes you feel good. That may sound a bit selfish but the fact is you have done enough for friends, colleagues and even family members and must now look out for yourself<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>forget about pleasing other people today and do only what makes you feel good. That may sound a bit selfish but the fact is you have done enough for friends, colleagues and even family members and must now look out for yourself<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>forget about pleasing other people today and do only what makes you feel good. That may sound a bit selfish but the fact is you have done enough for friends, colleagues and even family members and must now look out for yourself<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Having a Stroke

The act of jacking off.

My mom just told me my grandpa died while having a stroke, and I busted out laughing.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

we must have lunch

English used of delicious irony when ending a happenstance conversation with an old acquaintance you accidentally bumped into in public and after the required catch-up chat, end with this - actually meaning "don't contact me - and if I ever see you again it will be too soon"

How great to see you again after all this time - We Must Have Lunch !

by MurtThe January 30, 2025